Orangeberry Free Alert - What’s French for WTF? A Sitcom for Romantics: Paris Brats by Gwen Ellery

What’s French for WTF? A Sitcom for Romantics: Paris Brats - Gwen Ellery

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Genre - Chick Lit, Humor, Women’s Fiction

Rating - PG

4.8 (15 reviews)

Free until 18 April 2013

Check out the new cover and title! Same zany humor--with an edgy new look.
#1 Bestseller in Comic Fiction
--Amazon, November 2012
#2 Hot New Release
--Amazon, October 2012
What readers are saying about this wacky new sitcom for your e-reader
"Very funny ... zany, too, but in a likeable way."
"Wonderfully funny ... I'm happy to see this is a series and look forward to Fern's next adventure."
"I loved reading this story. It is funny and down to earth."
"Funny, entertaining, and fast-paced."
"Just the right length, this story left me eager for more in the future."
Love, hunger, and financial meltdown await Fern and her friends in the City of Light, where it's harder to raise cash than it is to raise heck. Will Fern's loyalty and romantic dreams survive the riot girls, a much-sought-after chamber pot, and the incident of the flying falsie?
Download book one now to find out...
Note: this is a novella, or short novel, and a complete story at 23,000 words. It's like a sitcom for your e-reader. During its first week on Amazon, it hit two bestseller lists in the Kindle Store and was picked as a Hot New Release.

AWARDS GWEN HAS WON
First Place, James D. Phelan Literary Award
First Place, Romancing the Novel Award
Presidential Scholar in the Arts
National Recognition and Talent Search Award
Apprenticeships in Fiction, sponsored by the Arts Council England

MORE PRAISE FOR GWEN ELLERY'S HUMOR WRITING
"My stomach still hurts because I was laughing so hard. I love reading goofy humor! . . . I can't wait to read more. I forced my husband to read it too, and he said he'd read a book by you and he's allergic to romance."--Kate R.
"I was laughing so much in the long drive-up at the credit union, people were looking at me strangely."--Lesli L.
"I was giggling so loudly, my cat came into the living room to see if I was all right."--Stephanie T.
"It's rare to find an author who is both outrageously funny and seriously stylish like you. Keep up the great work!"--Marius J.
What's French for WTF? is rated PG due to references to off-stage sex. In essence, however, the story is good clean fun.
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Orangeberry Book Tours – January Exposure by Sunny Benson

In Fargo, North Dakota, it’s January, the mercury is hibernating below zero, and chemist Ellie Craven prefers playing hockey to playing detective. But to protect her family and keep her sister out of jail, she investigates bizarre pranks at her grandpa’s rest home, mingles with drug dealing outlaw bikers, searches for her kidnapped niece, and uncovers a murderer who uses an atypical weapon – the frigid Fargo weather.

Ellie uses her intelligence, her chemistry connections, and a sleigh-full of fortitude to rescue her niece and expose a murderer. Everyone’s a murder suspect, including Ellie’s kung fu queen sister Tandy, her senility-faking Grandpa, her potential love interest Brandon, and her brother-in-law Rick’s look-alike mistresses Barbie and Clarissa. But in the icy end, Ellie discovers perception isn’t always reality.

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Genre – Mystery

Rating – PG13

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Orangeberry Book Tours – Be Careful What You Wish For (Saga of the New Gods) by Daniel Black

The time has come, Hells gates shall be thrown wide and the power of creation shall run rampant upon the earth.

In this, the first book of the “Saga of the New Gods,” a group of young college students bring about Armageddon in the most literal sense of the word. With a simple wish upon a unique wedding band given to him by his love, Michelle, Adam unleashes a power that could – if left to reign unchecked – destroy the entire world…

The story begins with a couple of young women, Chelsea and Michelle, bearers of a tragic past, fighting to create a future for themselves. They travel to an old pawn shop in the town of Athens, Ohio, and purchase a ring for Michelle to give to her love, Adam, in the hopes of becoming his wife. A poorly timed wish after the gift of the ring has dire consequences however, as magic enters the world. All that they know, or have known, begins to come unraveled as first their comfortable existence in this bucolic town is ripped from them, then their future. They reach their moment of greatest despair as one of their number flees, another lays near death, and another sleeps in a state akin to a coma… In this moment of vulnerability a man arrives offering a glimmer of hope, Mathew Banks, a federal officer, arrives with the dawn to take them to a place of safety and security. But what is secure when the very laws that govern reality begin to unravel? What is safe when those who watch over you risk change from day to day, moment to moment, and even those who are your closest friends deceive you and risk more than your lives, but the very souls that make you who you are?

This first story tells the tale of the creation of this new world, as the series continues you will rise to the heights of this world and others, and to the very depths of hell.

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(soon available as an audio book)

Genre – Dark Fantasy

Rating – R

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January Exposure by Sunny Benson

January Exposure by Sunny Benson
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Which character could you relate to best? Ellie. She was charming, strong and confident. i would love to be her.

Summarize the book. The book was about two sisters. A kidnapping, a murder and drugs.

What did you like about it? Had my full attention after the first page. Loved it all.

Have you ever experienced anything similar to the action of this novel? No, but I just know, I would do just as Ellie did. I'd do whatever it took to find my loved one.

Disclosure: I received a review copy of this book from the author.

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Orangeberry Spring Fling – Earth-Sim by Jade Kerrion

Was the super-continent of Pangaea split because of a management dispute? Is the biblical flood the earliest evidence of why “technology and water don’t mix”? If you always suspected that mass extinctions, such as the Black Death, had an otherworldly reason, you just might be right. Is there a real message hidden in the mysterious manuscripts that human sages and savants have created through the generations? Is there life out there, beyond our planet, and why has none of it shown up on Earth yet?

Earth-Sim is a unique spin on the history of Earth and the history of mankind. What if Earth and the entire universe were actually part of a simulation program? What if the most iconic and memorable events in Earth’s history were decisions (or more frequently accidents) triggered by two college students, Jem Moran and Kir Davos, who are still sorting out the finer points of working together and more importantly, still arguing over the finer points of planetary management?

Bring your sense of humor. Earth-Sim is frequently whimsical and often irreverent. Either way, you finally have someone to blame for the state the world is in.

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Genre - Young Adult, Science Fiction (G)

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